Christmas ...Christmas Merry bloody ChristmasWherever you areWhoever you areYah Christmas is greatThat is if you have money in the bankA roof over your head and 2.1 childrenA dog and a catAnd 2.1 cars preferably 4x4'sCosily parked on the driveKeep up with the JonesesOur turkey has got to be the biggestMost vulgar and horrid thing You ever saw on a dinner tableFuck the turkey(Ooh I forgot he is already stuffed )Mother is running around like a headless chicken(I thought we were having turkey???)In and out of the kitchenWhilst father is busy lookingSo very important having a tipple or threeTo steady his ha